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It's great to have Rats in the ranks

11 Aug, 2008 01:46 AM

ALL that is good about club rugby was on show at Rat Park on Saturday. There was on-field talent, with 10 Super 14 players - including seven Wallabies - running around, and ratbaggery off it, with the terraces , as usual, dominated by mug lairs.

There were dancing girls, bell ringing to get the kids off the field at the end of half-time, meat tray raffles, spirited trade at the bar and plenty of cheek either side of the fence.

Sadly, the only missing element was the famous rat pie, which appears to be no more. Now, sausages and fried onions are the favoured fare.

For so long Rat Park has been the place to go for a rollicking time. For a football club that has thrived on sweat and community spirit, a Warringah home match remained the perfect example of how the volunteer brigade works so brilliantly. The Rats have survived because those devoted to the club have rolled up their sleeves and got into it.

The likes of Bill Simpson and Elley Bennett would ensure everything ran smoothly. In the grandstand, devoted officials such as Ron Curry and John Heffernan, and sponsors such as Dilip Kumar made everyone welcome.

And it was here as Tony "Slaggy" Miller prowled the sideline, the impassioned club men such as Steve Temple, Steve Lidbury, Rick Black, Rod Macqueen, Grant Andrews and company turned the Green Rats into a fearsome beast. Yes, they've had their fair share of knucklemen.

And with it, hilarious moments. For years, the Rats had a ground announcer who would spend the bulk of the afternoon on the microphone, yelling out to the scoreboard attendant to get the score right. When that happened, the agitated attendant constantly getting off his seat to change the score, he gave the announcer the finger.

The crowd loved it.

One time, the legendary and now sadly departed Eric Spilsted took over the microphone. On his way to the mic, Spilsted had been distracted by the drinks on offer in the president's box and by the time he was on the airwaves, Spilsted was well primed.

The only problem was that an opposing Fijian winger, whose name was impossible to pronounce, kept scoring. After the Fijian had gone over for his third try, Spilsted - after making a mess of his name the first two times, said: "Yeah, wotsisname has scored again … and the score is (long pause) … ah forget it."

Spilsted received a standing ovation. He dropped the mic, and headed back to the box.

It was impossible not to think of other past figures who used to inhabit the terraces on Saturday. When Warringah's Brett Sheehan aimed up his two long-range penalty shots that ultimately led to them beating Randwick 14-11, it was the biggest hush that had come over Rat Park since Tim Bristow suddenly appeared at the ground in the early 1990s.

As they say in the trade, this infamous Sydney identity had been away for a while and, on his first day back on the Peninsula, Bristow went to a Warringah home game, possibly to meet up with some old acquaintances. He arrived about 15 minutes into the match. The main grandstand was a cacophony of noise as the Rats had just scored.

Then Bristow's intimidating figure appeared at the front of the stand. There was complete silence, as hundreds of curious eyes followed him.

The hush lasted a minute, until Bristow sat right in front of the president's box, looked around and bellowed: "Go the Rats!" That put everyone at ease. Everyone returned to bellowing.

It wasn't quite so edgy at Rat Park on the weekend, but it was still rousing to be reminded that the often unfairly targeted and deprived club competition still works.

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